Church Memes

[✯Dax4569✯]

QUICKLY, POST ALL YOUR CHURCH MEMES BEFORE RODDRICK LYNCHES ME




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[✯Dax4569✯]

c h u r c h m e m e s

 

[40cal]

no

 

[✯Dax4569✯]

u gey
now post all your church memes
oR dIe

 

[[PR] BoneScripts]

Something about the airforce

 

[Riddick]

gasp

 

[Poseidon]

"YOU ARE ALL REPLACEABLE! LB WILL NEVER DIE" - Church
"Demoted" - Church

 

[[PR] ProDTigerGE]

One Day, We were doing Rounds in the Bridge. I built up a navy of 12, we were all in the Bridge. C H U R C H walks up and fails us because everything is dirty after we literally broke /me because we cleaned so hard. He pulls me in front of all of my Navy.
"Tiger, because of new Ranks being added and because I said you are being DEMOTED to Lieutenant. You are a good fleet so you should be able to climb up the ranks again." Church leaves the Bridge.
Robert had to convince me to not PK Tiger which idk why I didn't but ehh
Sum of the story
Go Die In a Venator Explosion, Ammeil Christopher K Ali

 

[Rafi Bistshock]

"You see that button called "TAB" on your computer? Yeah, use it oftenly to check for any recruits and PERHAPS they would've gotten trained instead of waiting for fucking 30 MINUTES to pass by and still not be trained! You are now demoted 2 ranks!" - Church 2k17
Earlier that day...
"SGT Rafi, step forward" *steps forward* "Due to the fact that you dedicated an entire event to train 3+ CRs and no one helped and people were clearly interfering with you training, you are now promoted up 2 ranks. You have also unlocked a new role, Clone Instructor, you are a good role model for other troopers and can now use this role to train recruits as well. Congratulations Rafi! Everyone salute and be dismissed."

 

[Tickle]

"*Tickles daily routine hops on LB and minges goes to an event and does good and comes back to the ship*"
During Debrief Church goes "You're all fucking retarded except that 228th guy named Tickle so he's getting best trooper from the event"

Me:*Proceeds to shoot up debrief the following day

 

[[PR] BoneScripts]

Church: "RCs will be gaurding the engine room while everyone else gaurds the hangars."
RCs (Me being one of them): Yeah okay. *Guards engine room for half an hour and nothing ever comes to us*
RCs: "Hey could we go help the other battalions?"
Church & Commanders: "No you can't, go chase jabba the hut around the ship and make sure he doesnt set off self destruct. (I'm not kidding this was actually assigned to me. Why he was even on the ship is beyond me.)"
*Two hours pass, resulting in half the RCs leaving early due to boredom, i however completed my task like a good boy and didn't log.*
*Debrief*
Church: Could I get all RCs to step forward please.
*Me and Atin step forward*
Church: "Staff Sergeant Fi, you're demoted. Corpral Atin you are demoted. All RCs were completely useless that entire event, as the elites you should all be trying harder.
*I cry*
TLDR: I got demoted by church because he assigned me (and others) a pointless job, we asked for more, got denied, then got demoted for not being usefull enough and because i didnt contain jabba the hut who runs at the speed of sound all over the ship.

 

[Daddy Thees]

"young thees why u trappin so hard"